Top 10 Signs

You're a Washu Otaku:

10. Made up business cards that read, "#2 Genius Scientist in the Galaxy."

9. Insist that people add the suffix "-chan" to your name, no matter your age.

8. Able to recite Washu's lines from the entire OVA series in Japanese.

7. Able to recite Washu's lines from all the Tenchi series in English.

6. Bought a giant red wig that reaches the backs of your calves.

5. Your significant other is terrified of your laugh.

4. Insist on wearing a nurse's uniform while having sex.

3. The jar of sea monkeys on your desk is labeled "Caution: Masu."

2. Become paranoid whenever a blonde woman is near your things.

And the number one sign you're a Washu otaku...

1. Named your daughter "Ryoko" and dyed her hair blue.

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