"We, the leaders of this nation, must be concerned for everyone and everything. Actually, I think that is for the birds!" 'Miss Peaches'

"To our fellow constituents (pigeons) that helped decorate the outside of public buildings and the present governing body that feeds us the stuff that generates the decorations everyday, those actions will be stopped under 'Miss Peaches' leadership." "All turkeys in the House and Senate will be serving for a one-year term only, due to commitments for the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays."     Press Secretary - BIGGIE

Below are the members of the Miss Peaches' Cabinet

	Secretary of Agriculture: BABE	"I wallow behind the party one hundred percent"
	Secretary of Commerce: TWEETY	"I thaught, I thaught, I saw a ballot"
	Secretary of Defense: FOGHORN	"I've been, I say, I've been horn-swaggled into this job"
	Secretary of Education: BEEP	"Beep, beep, I'm in a hurry to improve the way the kids are learning."
	Secretary of Energy: SYLVESTER	"Sufferin succotash . . . I think I'm in for the duration."
	Secretary of Health and Human Services: BUGS	"What's up Doc? I'm here to do my best."
	Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: TACO	"Mi Casa, Su Casa"
	Secretary of Interior: PORKY	"That's . . that's not all folks!"
	Attorney General: TAZ	"I'll spin my way around this place."
	Secretary of Labor: WOODY	"Guess who? I'll work my beak off for you."
	Secretary of State: MICKEY	"Hi Mousketeers. Forever let us hold our banners high!"
	Secretary of Transportation: WILE	"I have nothing to say, but I'm on the way."
	Secretary of Treasury: PINK	"I won't be tiptoeing around. Have to stay on top of this money thing."
	Secretary of Veterans Affairs: DAFFY	"It's despicable! No, we can change that and be better for it."

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