"The Yellow Can Rocket Boy" by Gunnar C. Carlson Jr.
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Contents (Chapters marked with * are on this web page)
Forward
I get to explain why I wrote this book....see I'm not really nuts
How to publicly destroy two rocket launchers and still stay in the Army 30 years
European hotel rooms are cement pits. They simply hose them down between guests
Locked out on the balcony, in only a bathrobe at 20 degrees below zero, stopped traffic when I jumped
How to invent and document an identity and use it to terrorize the establishment bureaucracy
The Contrapolar Radio Spectrum*
A new spectrum of radio frequencies which are below zero Megahertz (negaHertz). Your antenna will probably freeze even in the summer
Great Balls of Fire
The hazards of firing a flaming tennis ball cannon in a residential neighborhood
Rules of Order
Survival guide for majors in the Pentagon. These rules work!
Post Service Exams for Soldiers and Sailors
See how much you learned in the Service
A complete double talk speech which will fool everybody until they realize you are saying nothing
Roo Bar-B-Que
Invent a pet kangroo, then anounce its escape from the back yard in a thunderstorm, on ham radio
Bay Crotch
What you can get from many days at sea on the Chesapeake Bay in a sailboat with no shower
Confessions of a Werewolf
Bitten by the Chupa Cabra, causes strange hair growth during the full moon, and a strange desire to buy a motorcycle
On a Roll
The Army song encourages undesirables to join the Army
Cherokee Jack
Terror in the moonlight caused by a coat rack at Grandma's house
Cocktails at Yukon Betty’s
What can happen if you go into a brothel in Alaska--- by mistake
The Solution
How to not lose your wife in Sam's Club, sure-fire solution
The Salt Creek Flats Wilderness
The Mormans land in North America 600 years before Christ and 2600 years before Elvis
Appendix A :West Point Poems
My West Point room was once occupied by Edgar Allan Poe so these were automatic
Appendix B: Irish Poems
X- rated and sure to make Irishmen steam
Appendix C: The High Desert Cook Book
Nothing edible, but you will laugh yourself into a coma