| All 3 - "Hello.... hello... hello... hello!" |  |
| Crow - "Wish I had some sweet, sweet booze." | |
| Crow - "... now back to more boring scenes." | |
| Joel - "Please remain seated until the movie grinds to a complete halt." | |
| Tom - "... if you get near a consonant, let us know, will ya?" | |
| Crow - "... on the left! Dickweeeeeeed!" | |
| Joel and Tom make double entendre | |
| Tom - "... I'm havin' fun, how 'bout you guys?..." | |
| Crow - "Honey, I'm a genius! I love me ..." | |
| Tom - "Uh, we got a helium leak, sir. I'ts pretty bad back here." | |
| All 3 - "... hi god of hellfire!" | |
| Tom - "Hold your fire; we'll try and scare him away. By firing at him." | |
| Crow - "Jupiter - America's dairyland." | |
| Joel - "You are our guest. And a real dickweed at that." | |
| Joel & Crow - "... if you like to make a call ..." | |
| Crow - "... was that a plot point?" | |
| Crow - "This is really something. I don't know what, but it's something." | |
| Joel - "What's the message? The message is hot, steamin' love." | |
| Tom - "... I give not a crap for thee." | |
