| Joel - "That's it, there's a 6-pack calling my name." |
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| Joel - "I Accuse My Parents, brought to you by Boones Farm." |
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| Joel - "Mom, Dad! I won the 'get the crap kicked out of you' contest!"
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| The end theme from MST3K (By popular demand) |
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| Crow - "Hi, I'm the essay guy. Essay guy's here! That's me.. heh
heh" |
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| Tom - "I've decided. I'm gonna do something really stupid." |
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Crow - "Here in southern texas, there is an additional problem.
Texans."
(From short 'The Truck
Farmers') |
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| Tom sings "I Accuse My Parents" |
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Tom - "Now, this tomato is highly deformed, but cut off its eyes and it's good
eatin'."
(From short 'The Truck
Farmers') |
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| All three hail the Truck Farmer (From short 'The Truck Farmers') |
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| Crow - "I'm thinkin' of tellin' my wife I love her. Naah, forget it, not
worth it." |
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