| Tom - "Oh my god! Aaaaaaaaah!" |  |
| Crow - "Booze. It's what's for dinner." | |
| Tom - "Everything I need to know, I learned from booze." | |
| Crow - "Booze. Write that down." | |
| Tom - "... I'm gonna rustle up some Hormel chili." | |
| Tom - "Man.. look what's comin' out of your horse." | |
| Dr. F - "Yippe cay yay, mamajama." | |
| Crow - "... there was somthing I said... that meant more than that." | |
| Tom - "..you've been bad in the tushie.." | |
| Tom sings Oklahoma... sort of. | |
| Tom - "The pony express... when it has to be there in 3 or 4 months..." | |
| Crow - "... you're a man playing a woman playing a man." | |
| Tom - "Boy, that was a turd, wasn't it." | |
