| Tom - "World War III seperates the serious drinkers from the amateurs." |
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| Tom - "Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation." (from the short) |
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| Crow - "Hey! You just made me look like a complete idiot!" |
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| Tom - "... breakfast at Harry's bar. Corn Flakes with gin." |
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| Crow - "... emotions are for ethnic people." (from the short) |
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| The Bomb Man - "You want a big stinkin' hole in the ground? I'm your
man." |
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| Tom - "Hey, porcuipine. Wanna watch me make Crow look like an idiot?" |
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| Gypsy - "Mike, this sucks! Can we just eat?" |
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| Mike - "Despite the war, meaningless activities continue!" |
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| Mike - "... he won't spend a lot of time on the phone... He's Mute." (from
the short) |
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| Tom - "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant." |
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| Dr. F. - "In addition to my huge greatness, I'm quite a guy." |
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