| Tom describes the Air Force. |
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| Cowboy Mike's Red-Hot Ricochet BBQ sauce. |
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| Crow - "Entering my IP address.. Crow at bite me dot com..." |
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| Crow - "..Information superhighway, what gem bring you me from the
far reaches of cyberspace? |
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| Mike - "Yes, we've traded quality education of 1,000,000 kids for
these planes." |
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| Crow - "Yeah, there's plenty of girls around here... shut up!" |
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| The Hymn from the Tom Servo Academy Choir. Very nice, and funny!
(830K) |
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| Crow + Mike - "You know, this is about a lot more than flying.
It's about landing." |
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| Crow - "Thank me for flying me airlines..." |
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| Mike - "We have a visual ID on numbnuts." |
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| Crow - "Yes, the desert environment is enhanced by bombing..." |
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| Tom - "Don't crap in your hand, crap in your poopy suit..." |
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| Crow and Tom irritate Mike with their poopy suit jokes. |
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| Mike - "Boy, the potential for something to happen is very high
right now." |
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| All 3 - "Remember the world before this film, before refueling?
..." |
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| Crow - "Let me on the information superhighway, you stupid
little.." |
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| Crow - "Let me on the information superhighway! I want on the
information superhighway! ..." |
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| Crow reaches technical support for his computer. |
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