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Once upon a Honeymoon |
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| Mike - "... well wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one piles up first!" |  |
| Mike - "The following scene contains graphic sexual content." | |
| Tom describes the decor of the room. | |
| Tom - "This feels great in my hand, I've got to kill something!" |
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| Mike sings along with the composer |
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Night of the Blood Beast |
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| Crow - "Breaker 1-9 for the big booty, we got a spam in the can and we'll catch you on the big bounce around. Over." | |
| Mike - "What I'm about to say might sound strange, but I think we should eat this corpse. | |
| Tom - "This is my stuffing. Eat me. Thank you." | |
| Crow - "In our country, it's custom to throw gasoline on the new couple." | |
| Mike - "I am not here to harm you. I just want to kill you." | |
| Crow - "I can't deny anything you've said. But you're a big fat liar." | |
| Pearl F. - ".. a mother has got to support her son no matter what a loser he is." | |
| Dr. F - "Mother, would you like to kill them or shall I? ..." | |
| Crow - "The skin, or jacket, of the potato is incredibly poisonous..." | |
| Crow - "Give me liberty or give me death! But with dinner, I'll have stuffing." | |
