810 - Giant Spider Invasion

Tom & Mike describe the new Alan Hale action figure
Mike - "The movie that takes the bold step of not including the audience."
Tom - "Boy, I hope that bomb... didn't land on the rusted chassis of our '68 Impala"
Tom - "Mike, if I should slip into a coma... do not resuscitate me. Thank you."
Tom - "Damn.. you are me! Well, I guess I am a fraud."
Mike - "Hey, it's a giant spider invasion of savings at Manards!"
Crow - "Divide by 10 in minutes! Add up to 3 columns in an hour!"
Crow - "Well, where are you? Take a good look around and that's where you would be."
Tom the cheerleader. Long - 420K
Tom sings about the sheriff's office
All 3 - "Packers!"
All 3 - "Packers! ... Please! If you'll all just go back to your drinkin'!"
All 3 - "Packers won the Superbowl! Wooo!"
All 3 - "US out of North America! And Packers! Wooo!"
Crow - "Your car won't start? You might be a redneck!"
Crow - "... not a joke, but an incredible simulation."
Crow - "... you wouldn't know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies. Snap crackle poop!"
Crow - "...um, this guy's dead. The end."
Tom describes his underwear collection to thwart his evil clone. 307K
Tom's sexy girl song.