| Crow - "It's the 7 dwarves..." |  |
| Tom's attempt to be 'cute' fails. | |
| Mike - "Every time I meet a man, he's either gay or a bear." | |
| Tom - "... there's a sale on babushkas at bloomingdaleskis!" | |
| Crow - "This is a test of the emergency broadcast chicken." | |
| Crow - "If disappearing elf hide-and-seek were in the olympics..." | |
| Crow - "...slightly unattractive people are evil." | |
| Tom's Jack Frost song translation. | |
| Tom- "... marraige is a dizzying, exestential ride to nowhere." | |
| Crow - "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenoboski." | |
| Crow - "So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is nuttier than all get out." | |
| Tom - "Look, shut up! Get it together! What is your problem?" | |
| Mike - "You just got yourself a big sledload of whoopass, Frost." | |
| Crow - "How do you like my website?" (Feel free to steal this sound for your site) | |
| Crow - "... yeah, bite me wok-head!" | |
| Crow - "... you're a worthless piece of crap, like something I scrape off my shoe..." | |
