| Tom - "There's about a 1 in 4 chance we're gonna come out of this alive." |
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| Tom's songs about the 70's and 50's (800k) |
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| Mike (singing) - ".. let's send all indians back to Africa!" Funny! |
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| Mike - "Just gotta keep mellow. That's what being Ben Murphy's all about.
And I'm Ben Murphy." |
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| Crow - "Yep, being Ben Murphy has it's advantages. Like being Ben
Murphy!" |
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| Crow - "Hey, Billy Bob, Betty Bob, bubba bub bub!" |
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| Mike - "Remember, when riding with death, buckle up." |
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| Mike - "Okay, who wants their butt kicked first?" |
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| Crow - "As soon as I get off the can, I'm gonna do something about this." |
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| Crow - "That'll put some sookie in your dookie!" |
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| Crow - "Are you out of your stupid rotted skull, you dumb man?" |
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| Corw & Tom - "You , know the Earth thinks it's so great..." |
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| Crow - "Et tu, Billy Bob?" |
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| Tom - "... it's a secret government project, but he's still gonna stop for some
flapjacks." |
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| Crow - ". it's so funny when a girl tries to do something.." |
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| Mike - "Nice polyester knit jeans!" |
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| Tom - "This computer has over 500 bytes of RAM." |
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| Mike - "You are so stupid, you stupid person." |
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| Pearl - "I'm sending you the worst movie I know. It's called Riding With
Death and it sucks on toast!" |
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| Crow - "It is I, Turkey Volume Guessing Man!" |
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| Crow - "Turkey Volume Guessing Man!" |
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| Tom and Mike try to guess what Turkey Volume Guessing Man does. |
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| Crow explains life as Turkey Volume Guessing Man. |
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| Crow gets mad tht Mike steals Turkey Volume Guessing Man's glory. |
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| Crow - "I've learned... that I shouldn't take turkey volume guessing too
seriously." |
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| Pearl - "Brain guy, what the hell is your deal?" |
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| Tom - "You've got mail. Aaaaaaaah!" |
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