| Crow - "Come on, movie, just bite me." |
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| Crow - "Joining his niece for lunch. Da da DA DAHH!" |
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| Tom - "He maintains an appliance. Da da DA DAHH!" |
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| Tom - "..I haven't made myself clear enough. Therefore I will
expound on the premise..." |
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| Crow's video deposition. Hillarious! A must have! (Long - 434K) |
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| Crow - "Watch me open the HELL out of this door." |
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| Crow - "He's gone. I mean, he's there, but he's dead." |
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| Crow - "We were just saying goodbye. With our reproductive organs." |
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| Tom - "...the power of this Honda 60 is pretty overwhelming." |
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| Mike - "I wish I had the slightest idea of what the hell I was doing." |
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| Crow - "You know, women can multitask while they're making love." |
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| Crow - "Old guy, there's another old guy to see you." |
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| Tom - "... everyone sucks compared to me... I should give her a break." |
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| Crow - "So, have you ever been with an ugly guy?" |
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| Mike - "... quit going around being a woman." |
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