| Crow - "Well, alls I know is I want my chicken puppet back!" |  |
| Tom - "... Dear Japan, Bite me..." | |
| Crow - "Your guns are useless, but scare the crap out of me anyway." | |
| Tom - "...and now I'm going to kill you! Ha ha.... oh!" | |
| Crow - "Oh, you just opened up a whole can of jellied whoopass, pal." | |
| Krankor's dumb laugh. | |
| Mike - "No one can resist my, um, things." | |
| Tom - "...no wait, stop! This way! No, um..." | |
| Crow - "... I have to swing in for some violent porn comics." | |
