| Crow - "Men should not have bikini areas!" |  |
| Crow - ".. it's fun to have fun!" | |
| Tom (singing) - "Chances are, that I'll kick your scrawny ass." | |
| Crow - "Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do? Ho ho!" | |
| Tom - "Meanwhile, later yesterday afternoon..." | |
| Crow sings 'Mmm-Bop' | |
| Crow - "... what'd you like to hear Elaine? How about mmm....bop." | |
| Crow - "You know, come to think of it, the ocean really sucks." | |
| Crow - "Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid." | |
| Crow - "... clear the roads, we got sodium!" | |
| The sodium skit and song. A must have. (LONG) | |
| Mike - "... Western Island... It's over here in the east, right?" | |
