| Tom - "The aliens are terrified of themselves, panic and leave immediately." |  |
| Crow - "What's he got, Jimmy? Boogie Fever." | |
| Crow - "... get going! Yes, Field Marshall Child!" | |
| All 3 - "These kids are like, 10, so... yeah, they're well out of college..." | |
| Tom freaks out about how bad the movie is. A must have! | |
| Crow - "Heh heh... that'll have to pass for fun for now" | |
| All 3 - "It's the aliens! I'm scared. Me too!" | |
| Mike - "Scientists labor to find out what the hell is the deal with Japan." | |
| Crow - "Meanwhile, Ellott Ness and his men..." | |
| Mike - "It turns out that the aliens are a big bunch of pusses." | |
| Tom sings about Space Chief's failure. | |
| Tom - "What's that? Suppository Man!" | |
| Crow - "So, the things are doing things..." | |
| Crow - "Oh! A Tiny Stick! Cancel the invasion!" | |
| Crow - "Ow, ow ow! Somebody put wasabe in our jocks!" | |
| Tom - "The clock's running backwards! That means lunch won't be 'till yesterday!" | |
