| Mike - "... how dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!" |  |
| Mike - "... Ben Hur was really good. This movie totally sucks." | |
| Tom - "Calgon, blow me away." | |
| Crow - "...it's not your fault you're a chunkhead." | |
| Mike - "It seems that we are not all in agreement. I disagree!" | |
| Tom & Crow - "... eat munchy crunchy choclatey cocoa death Crow! ..." | |
| Crow - "Well, that's what I am, then. A gullible freak. Good!" | |
| Crow - "Wall mounted keyboards.. it must be the future!" | |
| Tom - "Ho, ho..ho!" | |
| Crow - "Da da da da lame, da da..." | |
| Mike - "Is this the man? Why no, sir, you da man." | |
| Mike - "You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers to 'miss'." | |
| Tom - "She's a graduate of MIT, but she still has to serve drinks to men." | |
| Mike - "... you've never heard of the 'getting some' clause?" | |
| All 3 make up names for the hero. | |
| Crow - "Death by snickersnag." | |
| Tom stops and thinks about the movie. | |
| Crow - "Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!" | |
