| Crow - "The adventures of the Average People!" |  |
| Crow - "Your butt looks good in the future." | |
| Crow - "He has com-pu-ter. Wow." | |
| Crow - "The real reason I brought you both up here... to crash." | |
| Crow - ".. no, I'm saying MAKE ME DINNER." | |
| Mike - "If you can see a character's eye boogers, you're too close." | |
| Crow & Tom - "The movie really heightens the lack of interest in the film. Huh?" | |
| Mike - "Food courts.. of the future!" | |
| Crow - "So in the future, kids become gay agents?" | |
| Crow - "... I'm a life wrecking idiot." | |
| Tom - "A lesbian.. of the future!" | |
| Crow - "You guys see the game last night? I mean, liberty!" | |
| Crow - "Loser status confirmed." | |
| Tom - "You've got mail. Pattern baldness! Hee hee." | |
| Tom talks fashion. | |
| Mike & Crow - "He's trying to get honey like Pooh. Oh he's like poo allright." | |
| Tom - "Must.. soil butt.. of my pants." | |
| Crow - "This can not be the star..." | |
| Tom - "The villain takes off in hot.. well, warm.. uh, tepid pursuit." | |
| Tom - "So, 50 years from now, it will be three years from now." | |
| Tom wishes our hero and heroine the best of luck. | |
| Crow - "Vermont! City on the go!" | |
