902 - Phantom Planet

Crow - "Hi I'm crow. Abuse me, please! Thank You!"
Crow - ".. the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie..."
Tom - "Honey Bunches of Death."
Tom describes life as a dog.
Pearl - "... maybe this whole taking over the world thing is dumb."
Mike - ".. this is no time for explanations. Let me explain.."
Crow - "Oh Yeah, don't fall down. I just remembered that from astronaut training."
Crow - "Turns out it's not funny at all when you fart in a spacesuit."
Crow - "I'm not good at this sir.. only at fruity philosophical speeches."
Mike - "Good thing there's so much gravity out in space."
Tom tells Crow how dumb he looks dressed up as a Solarite.
Crow - "I'm being smothered in my own Jockey shorts! Help!"
Mike - "My love for you is so strong, I can overcome my revulsion."
Crow - "If they didn't disguise the planet as a McNugget, the dogs wouldn't attack it."
Mike - "How did I manage to land without that mincing little copilot jabbering about the good and the beautiful?"
Pearl - "... get the pipe wrench and then murder Bobo, won't you?"
Mike describes a Northwest flight.
Crow - "Attack of the killer peanut brittle."
Tom - "I'm gonna puke and it's gonna float around!"
Crow - "Okay let's take roll call. Me? Here. Ray? Dead. Okay that's clear now"
Crow - "You know captain, I'm scared!"
Crow " I don't understand. Why can't I have my sippy cup?"
Mike's Andy Rooney impression
Mike - "Aaagh. I can't get away from the lumbering slow thing."
The infamous 'fruity philosophical speech'
Mike's version of the speech
Tom's version of the speech
Pearl - "You know, sometimes I feel like you guys don't want me to take over the world"
Crow - "But you can talk! Son of a... great!!!"
Tom - "... The audience is hemorrhaging"