| Mike - "I've got some big foreheaded sissy butt to kick." |  |
| Mike - "You know, that's one butt-ugly planet you guys come from." | |
| Tom - "It's the amazing technicolor cheese wedge!" | |
| Crow imitates James T. Kirk | |
| More of Crow's Kirk impression | |
| Crow - "... you're holding a mutant turd!" | |
| Doctor Forrester punishes himself | |
| Tom - ".. I'm not an alien!" | |
| Crow - "... increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around." | |
| Tom - "What kind of shithole planet is this?" | |
| Crow - "I feel like a new toothbrish. So rub me in a circular motion on your gums." | |
| Tom - "The truth is never flattering... you fine foxy lady." | |
| Crow - "This is a job for Weenie Man!" | |
| Crow - "Into the weenie mobile, Weenie Man away!" | |
| Tom - "Where's Crow? ... well I did see that little moron
headed for the basement with a pickaxe." |
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