Antifederalist No. 27
THE USE OF COERCION BY THE NEW GOVERNMENT
(PART 2)
"JOHN HUMBLE's," following piece was published in the Independent
Gazetteer, October 29, 1787.
The humble address of the low-born of the United States
of America, to their fellow slaves scattered throughout the
world-greeting:
Whereas it hath been represented unto us that a most
dreadful disease hath for these five years last past infected,
preyed upon and almost ruined the government and people of this
our country; and of this malady we ourselves have had perfect
demonstration, not mentally, but bodily, through every one of the
five senses. For although our sensations in regard to the mind
be not just so nice as those of the well born, yet our feeling,
through the medium of the plow, the hoe and the grubbing ax, is
as acute as any nobleman's in the world. And, whereas, a number
of skillful physicians having met together at Philadelphia last
summer, for the purpose of exploring, and, if possible, removing
the cause of this direful disease, have, through the assistance
of John Adams, Esq., in the profundity of their great political
knowledge, found out and discovered that nothing but a new
government, consisting of three different branches, namely, king,
lords, and commons or, in the American language, President,
Senate and Representatives-can save this, our country, from
inevitable destruction. And, whereas, it has been reported that
several of our low-born brethren have had the horrid audacity to
think for themselves in regard to this new system of government,
and, dreadful thought! have wickedly begun to doubt concerning
the perfection of this evangelical constitution, which our
political doctors have declared to be a panacea, which (by
inspiration) they know will infallibly heal every distemper in
the confederation, and finally terminate in the salvation of
America.
Now we the low born, that is, all the people of the United
States, except 600 thereabouts, well born, do by this our humble
address, declare and most solemnly engage, that we will allow and
admit the said 600 well born, immediately to establish and
confirm this most noble, most excellent and truly divine
constitution. And we further declare that without any
equivocation or mental reservation whatever we will support and
maintain the same according to the best of our power, and after
the manner and custom of all other slaves in foreign countries,
namely by the sweat and toil of our body. Nor will we at any
future period of time ever attempt to complain of this our royal
government, let the consequences be what they may.
And although it appears to us that a standing army, composed
of the purgings of the jails of Great Britain, Ireland and
Germany, shall be employed in collecting the revenues of this our
king and government, yet, we again in the most solemn manner
declare, that we will abide by our present determination of non-
resistance and passive obedience-so that we shall not dare to
molest or disturb those military gentlemen in the service of our
royal government. And (which is not improbable) should any one
of those soldiers when employed on duty in collecting the taxes,
strike off the arm (with his sword) of one of our fellow slaves,
we will conceive our case remarkably fortunate if he leaves the
other arm on. And moreover, because we are aware that many of
our fellow slaves shall be unable to pay their taxes, and this
incapacity of theirs is a just cause of impeachment of treason;
wherefore in such cases we will use our utmost endeavors, in
conjunction with the standing army, to bring such atrocious
offenders before our federal judges, who shall have power,
without jury or trial, to order the said miscreants for immediate
execution; nor will we think their sentence severe unless after
being hanged they are also to be both beheaded and quartered. And
finally we shall henceforth and forever leave all power,
authority and dominion over our persons and properties in the
hands of the well born, who were designed by Providence to
govern. And in regard to the liberty of the press, we renounce
all claim to it forever more, Amen; and we shall in future be
perfectly contented if our tongues be left us to lick the feet of
our well born masters.
Done on behalf of three millions of low-born American
slaves.
JOHN HUMBLE, Secretary