The Dragonspine Rap
by Bjarni Egilsson and D.S. Rap
(March 1995)
Dragonspine
We're talkin' 'bout Dragonspine
Livin' in Dragonspine
Kingdom of DragonspineNow... There once was a barony in New Mexico
Quicksilver and her friends started the show
We kept after Burning Lands, im-press-ing dem
Years later, it paid off, now we are a king-domComin' down from Iceland on a dragon-prowed boat
Egil the Priest could hardly stay afloat
He left to wander far and wide to see what he could see
And we ended up callin' him king, Big Daddy EWell... Alaeric Sigurdsson, he's our master bard,
Comin' up with verses for him wasn't very hard,
Because of his musicianship we're takin' the time
To give up with the only verse that really doesn't rhyme:
(chant) King Alaeric is a really great guy
The king is mighty and powerful
Powered by strawberries and occasional trips to the K to the F to the C
Known for ruling with a heavy hand, but that's the only reference to the word "heavy" we're going to make for fear that he'll beat us up or banish us
But as we said before the king is a really great guy
(He's the king... of)You know, Ironpaw and Palmate were foolin' around
Palmate's poor body layin' dead on the ground
Ironpaw spotted him there on his back
Tried to make him live then we heard something go "crack"
(Ironpaw, say no to "crack!")
(Crack's bad for ya, bro!)
(Palmate, you say "no" too, word?)So we thank y'all for comin' to our coronation feast
From the highest of the high to the leastest of the least
From Meldrun, and Vohris, and Cestus Stonebo'
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