Clint Eastwood is a vegan?

I'm totally making these stats up because I'm too lazy to look them up, but let's pretend ...

Camera on Clint at a table, enjoying a meal of vegetables, fruits, and (yuck) tofu

As it zooms in, Clint looks up and sets his fork down, steely eyes on the camera. He says:

Y'know, every year 8 million people die of colon cancer, 15 million women die of breast cancer, millions more die of other cancers. Medical science is gradually coming to the conclusion that there is a strong link between cancer and the consumption of animal products. So the next time you bite into that steak or drink that glass of milk, you need to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya punk?

This message brought to you by PETA, the same people we can thank for this (be sure to check the link in the comments, too).