Chuck and Bruce
No, this is not a post about the new marriage thing in Kali. There's apparently some speculation on who would win a fight between Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris.
Yes, Chuck can divide by 0 by using a roundhouse kick, while Bruce is known to have counted to infinity -- several times! -- in search of prime numbers greater than infinity (of which he knows several). Still, the outcome of single combat between them seems obvious:
As the two titans square off, Lemmy apparates into the battlefield, reduces them to squirming masses of flesh by yelling at them to get back to using their powers for the good of mankind, then smokes a pack of Marlboros through a bong filled with Jack Daniels, drinks the bong, makes sweet love to three or four groupies, and goes back on tour.
Ch. Duh!
Yes, Chuck can divide by 0 by using a roundhouse kick, while Bruce is known to have counted to infinity -- several times! -- in search of prime numbers greater than infinity (of which he knows several). Still, the outcome of single combat between them seems obvious:
As the two titans square off, Lemmy apparates into the battlefield, reduces them to squirming masses of flesh by yelling at them to get back to using their powers for the good of mankind, then smokes a pack of Marlboros through a bong filled with Jack Daniels, drinks the bong, makes sweet love to three or four groupies, and goes back on tour.
Ch. Duh!
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