my satellite images are in from my spy planes. as you can see, Penis Monkey has several shitty pages withing range of mine.
I just recieved word from the highest ranks withing the kremlin at 1700 hrs that PenisMonkey is fronting my base in French Polynesia. The presence of the shitty page of Penis Monkey is aimed directly at my rtcw site. As you can see below, i have my own anti ballistic missle sites all around my page. I was anticipating the NATO pigs to deploy there. HAHA!
As for the depot, at aproximately 2000 hrs tonight, reinforcements shall arive to drive the allies into the sea, and decimate their precious field operations.
soon the a red dawn shall free the world from capitalist oppression.
HA! the enemy may control the skies for now, but I control the sea! Penis Monkey wont know what him, since at 1830 hrs I deployed my secret weapon to aid me with the ops. that's right, me and flipper are gonna blow that shit, and end this war before he has a chance to respond! death from below!
So it appears that my dolphins are afraid of coloring outside the lines. Penis Monkey's armada of 4th graders did the trick, but I have a few more tricks up my sleeve...Behold! my ultimate socialist weapon!
At 1900 hrs I unleashed a weapon so hideous, so vile and repulsive, it will bring the allies to their knees! HILLARY CLINTON, do your worst!
It seems our allies in England have seen the havok Penis Monkey's army of GAYNESS has been wrecking on our forces. They have sent us the great weapon in our darkest hour, the mexican pro wrestler, MR Niebla! VIVA LA REVELUCION!
Victory!
today is a great day for mother russia. this morning there was celebrations in the streets of Moscow as last night, a explosion was heard a dozen times around the world. that explosion was the ops getting blown non stop. The meager allied resistence was crushed by killer cat and I. The Depot is ours comrades!
