Nothing more needs to be said about WHY I'd like to meet this jerk other than the fact that I believe that his exterior should match his heart! He gives a whole new meaning to the cliché Heart of Stone!

I have nothing against Cindy Crawford as a woman other than the fact that she is as good as I am at making men hard. After all, Dick Gere did leave his gerbil for her!

This is another man with a heart of stone! Fortunately, he has a head to match. I was seriously considering meeting him alone sometime in Washington, but after watching him talk and move, I realized he would soon turn to stone on his own anyway!

There are several others that I think deserve to see me someday soon. I'm not going into detail on the majority of them because you may be on the list yourself. Have you mistreated your wife or kids lately? Have you been stepping out on your girlfriend? If you think you're God's gift to women, I've got a gift for you!

Email me at: madrids@zianet.com





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