Weekly Adventures of Warrior Willie
Marstown's Party Pup on Patrol
by Al Maxey
It was a typical Sunday morning in Marstown. The people of this sleepy little mountain village were just rousing
themselves from a peaceful night's rest. As the birds sang their welcome to a new day, the faithful began dressing
for the morning assembly down at the Marstown church. There was no need to name the church; it was the only
one in town. A few others had tried to come into the community over the years, but the town fathers had seen to
it that they were run off in short order. You see, there was no room in Marstown for "outsiders." So, there was
only one church. It was better that way; less stressful.
Marylou had just finished knotting the last ribbon in her pigtails when the commotion erupted. It was an awful
sound, and seven-year-old Marylou Paxton would have trouble sleeping for weeks afterward. The growling and
snarling was loud and disturbing, but it was the screams, then the silence, then the sound of crunching bones,
that brought her running into the living room. "Daddy, something bad just happened. Right outside
my window."
The Paxton's were new in town, but Jeff, who was the recently appointed editor of the Marstown Daily
Review, had an idea what the noise may have been. He too had heard it, but had been warned by the
town fathers not to interfere when such events occurred. The last editor had written an article unfavorable to
such events, and vanished in the middle of the night. The people of Marstown were informed he had taken
employment elsewhere .... suddenly. They knew better than to question the town fathers. Some had tried it
before, and ... well, let's just say, they knew better.
Jeff calmed his daughter and then went and looked out the front window. Sure enough, it was Willie! In a bloody
heap before him, splayed on the front lawn, was Alan Perkins. Willie looked slowly up at Jeff and wagged his tail.
There was a glint in his eyes as the blood dripped from his massive jowls. Alan was dead.
It was his own fault, of course. Alan had been called to the office of the town fathers just last week and given a
stern warning. His attitude had been a cause of concern to these men, and, as the guardians of the laws of
Marstown, they took immediate action when anyone showed "outsider" leanings. Alan had asked a question in church
that Pastor Arnold was unable to answer the week before. A hush had fallen over the crowd. The pastor had
fumbled out an answer, but everyone knew it was not adequate. No one said a word, of course. They knew better.
But, the harm was done. Alan was a marked man.
The people of Marstown kept their children inside the rest of that week. They knew that if Alan's meeting with the
town fathers did not go well, and they suspected it would not, that "the solution" was inevitable.
Marstown was peaceful because the fathers had the wisdom to know when to employ "the solution." Most felt that
time was fast approaching. There was no need for the children to witness it. Marylou had heard it
that morning, but thankfully Jeff had prevented her from seeing it.
The "solution" was, of course, Willie! Leaving bloody paw prints behind him, Willie sauntered away from the
body of Alan Perkins. He had done his job. Another problem had been removed. The town was safe. The children
could come out again. Willie had worked his magic once more. He made his way back to the Marstown City Hall,
where he knew a special reward awaited him. The fathers were always appreciative when Willie handled their
problems for them. He wondered what it would be this time. Last time it was a 20 ounce steak. Willie kind of had
his eye on that new poodle the Brady's got last week, though. He hoped maybe the owners would have her
waiting. Nope, he sighed, as he got to the Hall .... another steak. Well, Fifi would have to wait. "But, I won't wait
long," Willie whined to himself as he plopped his massive bulk down on the lawn and dined on the bloody prize
before him.