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Alien Abduction Survey Find out if you've been abducted. If you think so, or just want to be, join the Alien Abduction Bulletin Board.
An Alien's Guide to Internet Sex Free sites... if you're an Earthling, adults only, please...
Atomic Books The best of Earthling literature.
Au Revoir Les Inmates Witticisms from Death Row.
Bert Is Evil The truth about Sesame Street.
The Butt Page Includes Rectal Foreign Bodies... Is there an anal probe in your future?
The Center for Chihuahua Exploitation. "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." - Sally Struthers
Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device "I have invented the Eternal Life Rings eight years ago but was reluctant to publicize my discovery." Whatever you do, don't laugh at this guy...
Church of the SubGenius At least you Earthlings have one decent religion..
Cool Ways to Kill Yourself Required reading for all Earthlings.
Cruel Site of the Day Go postal with style...
Curious Practices Among Humans The "Urethral Play" page. So anal probes just weren't enough, huh...?
The Death Clock This will help with your scheduling, honest.
Evil People Inc. (tm) Read the evil news, sell your soul, send a virtual plague. These folks seem oddly serious...
Foam Bath Fish Time This listing provided just for the halibut.
Heaven's Gate So cut off your balls and ride the comet, already.
Hello? Who answers a telephone in the Mojave desert?
How To Tell If Your Head's About To Blow Up Earthlings should think about this long and hard...
Impending Doom Might as well get ready now...
The Infamous Exploding Whale "It was a big whale. It was a smelly whale. Most importantly, it was a dead whale"
The Institute for Testicular Consumption Veni - Vidi - Viti - Teste
The Jesus Bandaid Postcards 5 for $1. "Carrying the emerging tradition of Christian pantheism past the

Chardin point of despair." - Frank Till.

Konzentrationslager Nazi death camp LEGO sets.
Mike, The Headless Wonder Chicken. Actually, this works for most Earthlings...
Mind Control Forum Home Page. And you thought anal probes were bad...
Montana Testicle Festival Yum yum. Home video available.
MRML: Mind Reading Markup Language HTML is for wusses.
Naked Mole-Rat Cam We understand Earthlings will watch anything described using the word "naked"... Enjoy!
Naked Women See above. Includes "The World's First Java Age Detector."
National Association of Amateur Elvis Impersonators. Earthlings seek to emulate their God.
National Midget Resistance "Short people got... no reason..."
Nguoi Rung, Vietnamese Forest People The real reason the US lost the VietNam War...
Nuke of the Week Who do you want to nuke today?
One Word Poetry sucks.
The Panic Encyclopedia "Panic is the key psychological mood of postmodern culture."
The Philadelphia Experiment We sent you a flux capacitor. It's buried under the great pyramid. No really, go look...
Poot Poot Earthling intelligence test. Go study first.
Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research Earth science... another Voxymoron.
The Really Big Button It's a Zen thing, probably.
Sacred Geometry, Coherent Emotion & The Earth Grid "Does the Golden Spiral Layout of the Pyramids Point to A Black Hole Near Orion, and Why?" Anyway, the enormous, bandwidth-eating pictures are nice...
Salon Magazine: Comics Most earth comics suck. Not these.
SCUM: The Society for Cutting Up Men Earth social humor is most entertaining. Unfortunately, this is not a joke.
Secret Society for the Abolition of Secret Societies When this site disappears, you'll know they've done their job. Free fnords.
Sheep Porn Earth sheep are easy...
The Smell of Gravity Yet another paradigm of Earthling science...
Spot the Fascist Dictator There is a bug in this program... I clicked on Bill Gates...
Stick Figure Death Theatre Drama is among Earth's most highly developed arts.
The Surrey Stick Figure Theatre of Death Of course, British drama is the best...
toilets.nyc.com Where do you want to go today...?
Traumagotcha "The Original Virtual Abuse Toy"
The Truth About Hell Just the facts, Jack. And a geology lesson.
The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project You're not supposed to eat those things, you know...
UFOs, Aliens & Antichrist: The Angelic Conspiracy & End Times Deception Hey, ever notice how much that face on Mars looks like the Sphinx...?
Virtual Pet Funeral Earthlings think of everything...
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement We on Vogon are just so proud of you for this one...
Wacky Patent of the Month Love those Earthling inventions.
Wall O'Shame Notes on the decay of Earth civilization.
Weird But True Huge collection of weird facts.
The Westboro Baptist Church Homepage Your Earth religions are a neverending source of amusement. This example is smewhat less amusing, however... For more information, see next site...
Why Christians Suck. "Take all the heads of the people and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel.'" (Numbers 25:3-4)
Diane Witt Home Page Get a haircut, ya hippie.

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