Squirrel: Well Miss Lotti, how does it feel to be the new champion?
Lotti: Oh I just love it, I feel wonderful.
Squirrel: How did you train in order to complete this grueling test of
endurance?
Lotti: Oh, I went to the gym everyday. My instructor there, Juan, competed
a lot in Mexico on the desert and he was able to help me immensely.
Without his help I would have been lost.
Squirrel: Well, congratulations again. Can you tell me why you think
Isaac stopped just before crossing over the finish line?
Lotti: Well, you know Isaac is a real GentleASS. Maybe he was afraid
of the line in the middle of the street.
Squirrel: Come on Lotti, you know all the hardships that he passed
through during the past fourteen years.
Lotti: Ya, maybe your right. You know I had been following his
ASS all day, maybe he wanted to follow mine for a change.
Squirrel: Lotti, did you promise Issac favors if he allowed you to win?
Lotti: Certainly not, I would not Sit on my ASS for a low trick like that.
Squirrel: I thought you would not, but I had to ask. I have one more
question before I leave, did you stop anywhere (either you or Isaac)
before you finished the race?
Lotti:Wellllll, once. Promise not to tell anyone?
Squirrel: On a stack of walnuts near my fathers grave in the
Tree House, I promise not to tell a soul.
Lotti: Welllll, then, Isaac said his bones were getting sore, and
that we could take a shortcut through Palomas in Mexico and get
some lineament in the Drug Store there.
Squirrel: Really, well how about the Judges?
Lotti: That was easy, we just dropped them off in the corner saloon, and by the
time we were ready to leave they didn't know their ASS from a Hole in the
Ground.
Squirrel: Did Isaac get his medicine alright?
Lotti: As far as I know, I stayed with the Judges until his return.
Squirrel: Well thank you very much, you have been so helpful and
congratulations again.
Thus I concluded my interview with Lotti. She winked at me as she walked out
the door saying "Have a nice day". The Nose finish in that race was
getting spicer by the moment. Each question brought more questions with
very few answers.