The Versatile Poodle
Faster than a
Speeding Bullet . . .
(Jacquot)
More powerful than a
Locomotive . . .
(Poppy)
Able to leap tall
buildings in a Single Bound . . .
(Poppy)
It's a Bird . . . it's a
Plane . . NO, it's Super Poodle !
(Sunny)
Poodles are excellent
Babysitters.
Notice BABY SITTING on Poodle
(Sunny)
Poodles make great Teddy Bears.
(Barney)
Poodles will retrieve
the old socks you dumped in the river.
(Sunny)
Poodles are able to hunt down Dangerous
Tracklayers.
(Shorty)
Poodles are small enough to sit on your lap . . .
Poodles are big enough to hide behind when you don't want to be seen.
Poodles are the best Fishin' Buddies (they always believe you about the one that got away).
Poodles make the fluffiest Pillows . . . they're non-allergenic.
Poodles are perfect Backseat Drivers
Poodles make good Office Temps . . .
Poodles are the ultimate in fashion.
Poodles are PARTY ANIMALS.