Ministry of Beauty Pagents presents:
Maritime Day, 1999!"
Where the most beautiful women on the
Indian Ocean vie for the Queen's Title!
All Hail The Queen of the PPDRDG!
The Queen and Her Court
(of course there's always a comedian in the crowd - the "woman" in the middle is one of those cross-dressing transvestites that were not allowed to ask about any more)
This just in: "...oh and by the way, I'm not sure if it's in the photo you posted, but there were 2 cross-dressings trans-testicles at the beauty contest that night. I remember it well since it was the first night I ever spent at the Seaman's Club. Ciao!" Name withheld by request.
And this too: "Ted - Hate to burst your bubble, but the middle three contestants in the beauty pageant are men. Not just the middle. Its Wella on the left and "Mommy" Vic on the right, but that bowser in the middle is unknown to me. No Ru-Paul. What a DRAG!" NWBR too.
[Editor's Note: Who says the boys of the PPDRDG don't know how to have fun!]
Yes, even the PPRDRDG has Beauty Contests, and for those of you lucky enough to be there on that very special day, its quite a thrill! This is the Miss Maritime Day Pagent 1999.
As you can see, the women of the People's Democratic Republic are world class beauties, and we are very proud of each and every one of them. And hope they'll hang out with us, even though we're not worthy.
Many, Many thanks to Beckie Holloway for these photos!