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  Diego Garcia Test Series

So, you think you know all about Diego Garcia? Take this quiz and find out!

Kindergarten Level:
Choose the Most Correct Answer!

1. Finish this sentence: Diego Garcia is... ...a Colonel in the Bolivian Coast Guard. ...the Comet that killed all the dinosaurs. ...the world's largest continuous atoll. 2. The British have ruled Diego Garcia since... ...The Treaty of Paris in 1814 ...Capturing it from the Nazi Space Aliens in World War II ...Christ was a Corporal 3. Who discovered Diego Garcia? Zheng He, the Chinese eunuch Admiral (aren't they all?) Marco Polo No one knows for sure 4. What is the name of the island group of which Diego Garcia is a part? The Falkland Islands The Florida Keys The Chagos Archipelago 5. What were the agricultural products of the Plantations on Diego Garcia? Pine Trees and Sea Cucumbers Coconuts and Coconut Oil Jackasses, Chickenshit, and Ganja 6. The German Cruiser "EMDEN" made a port call at Diego Garcia in... ...2002, to deliver the hydrogen bombs used in Afghanistan during Operation Enduring Freedom ...1946, to pick up the Nazi Space Aliens and take them to the secret base in Antarctica ...1914, to refit between cruises of commerce raiding during WWI 7. Which USAF Bombers used Diego Garcia during Operation Enduring Freedom? B-17s and B24s only B-17s, B-24s, and B-29s Master of Disaster, The Spirit of America, and Memphis Belle IV 8. Which US Navy Battleships have visited Diego Garcia? The 'Mighty Mo' and 'The Big Stick' USS CONSTITUTION and USS ARIZONA USS MINNOW 9. What is the official name of the civilian telephone company on the island? Ma Bell and her Baby Bells Cable and Wireless The Pay and Pay and Pay and Pay and Pay and Pay and Pay Phone Company 10. What group built Alpha Wharf? 10,000 Chimpanzees Banging on Bongo Drums RBRM, which was really Brown and Root in disguise The Aztecs Score =  Correct answers: