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Not every battle in the GWOT involves fanatical Muslims.  Sometimes, it becomes necessary to resolve conflicts with your brothers and sisters in arms.  The following was received from "Stretch" a B-52 Crew Dog (name withheld to protect his identity) as proof positive that shit happens.  It was received by the PROPEOPDEMREP Ministry of Propaganda in typical Pentagon Format (Power Point) and has been modified to fit these pages...


"Good rivalry between the Bomber guys and the Navy personal occured on the Isle between Sept 05-Jan 06.  We (Bombers guys) had a buffoon award, a pair of Coconuts lashed together, that was handed to the idgit of the week every Friday at the O'club.  A Navy Ensign decided she would take them home one day as recoupment for items taken by the Bomber guys before us...... and the following actions ensued..."
 

SLIDE 1 (TEXT ONLY):  Wing Attack Plan Romeo

SLIDE 2 (TEXT ONLY):  OVERVIEW

  • Commander's Intent
  • Package Assets
  • Objectives
  • The Attack
  • Results
  • Summary
  • SLIDE 3 (TEXT ONLY):  COMMANDER'S INTENT
  • To increase Esprit de Corps through interdiction and personal humiliation of our Navy adveraries
  • Recover the "Devil's Nuts" immediately
  • Use the words Seaman and Swab as often as humanly possible
  • SLIDE 4 (TEXT ONLY):  PACKAGE ASSETS
  • Extraction Team
  • Infiltration Team
  • PSYOPS Specialist
  • CCD Task Force
  • SLIDE 5 (TEXT ONLY):  OBJECTIVES
  • Secure the Navy Anchor
  • Infiltrate the NSF facility
  • Secure all Toilet Paper and Paper Towels
  • Place Olfactory Flares in Drop Ceiling
  • Establish an new "CHAIN OF COMMAND"
  • Operation DENY SLEEP on the XO
  • SLIDE 6
    SLIDE 7
    SLIDE 8
    SLIDE 9
    SLIDE 10
    SLIDE 11
    SLIDE 12
    SLIDE 13
    SLIDE 14 (TEXT ONLY):  RESULTS

    GO AIR FORCE!  FOR EVER AND EVER!

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