Warstory Form

Many Thanks to
Warren Zevon (RIP) for this .gif

But Before You Go, Leave a Record to Help Your Friends Find You!
Submit Your Personal Tale of Woe for Publication in:
Warstories From Paradise

(If You've Got a Comment or Want Information, e-mail me instead)

Dear Readers,
My current job requires a lot of travel, and unfortunately I'm often places where I can't FTP my server conveniently... meaning that I may or may not have the ability to update this site while I'm gone. But DON'T DISPAIR! I shall return --- eventually --- and anytime I can get some computer time I'll update the site with your info. So enjoy the site and keep those cards and letters coming!
Ted Morris,
President for Life
PROPEOPDEMREPDG

When Were You There? If you don't tell me what year you got there, I can't put you on the right Warstory page...
What Is Your Name?
What Is Your Quest?
What is the Terminal Velocity of a Swallow?
Current E-Mail Address: Note: This will give an address for old friends to get hold of you through this site. Unfortunately, it also opens you up to potential SPAM. It has been reported (a/o Sept. 2002) that someone has been SPAMMING people from the 1999 - 2002 pages with those "oh, help me, I have millions of dollars to send to you, if you'll just give me your bank account number..." So, my recommendation is to always have 2 email addresses -- one for potential SPAM, and one for just your close friends. So only list your SPAMMABLE address here, unless, like me, you run filters, etc., ad nauseum. Because this is a mandatory field, you'll need to put down something, so if you don't want to put in an email address, just type something like "not this time, bucko" or some other wisecrack. Then, if you want ME to answer you (don't worry, on my honor as an officer and a gentleman, I do NOT pass out addresses to anyone), just send me an email.
Nationality:
If Armed Forces, Which Branch?
Unit or Work Assignment on DG:
Other Personal Info (Rank/Rate - then and/or now, retired/active, etc.):
My Interest In Diego Garcia is:
Title of My Warstory:
My Warstory: PLEASE, Put Down Something! There's room for an unlimited number of lines of text, don't be misled by the visual appearance here)

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