God's Cover Letter & Resume

 To Whom It May Concern....

 I heard you were considering a new manager in your life.
 I would like to apply for the job.
 I believe I am the most qualified candidate.
 I am the only one that has even done this job successfully.
 I was the  first manager of human beings.
 In fact I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works,
 and what is best to get people back into proper working
condition.
 It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal
 mechanic.
 If this is your first time considering me,
 I would just like to point out that my salary has already
 been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary.
 What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price
 is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence
 from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell
 somebody else about your decision with your mouth.
 The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your
 life so you can learn how to stay close to Me.
 I will make some major changes and revisions.
 They are not for you to worry about.
 I need your permission to execute these changes,
 My way and in My time.
 I will change your desires and give you the strength to make
 the changes. Please keep your hands out of the way.
 Don't try to help me and Don't resist me.
 I really do need your full commitment and cooperation.
 If  you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without
 delays.
 Yours Sincerely,
 GOD
 P.S. I created the heavens and the earth.  I AM.
 BELOW IS MY RESUME...

 GOD
 Everywhere
 All over, Every Place 00000
 Phone: (123) 456-PRAY

 EXPERIENCE
 From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time.
 From everlasting to everlasting.
 I made time.

 ABILITY
 All Powerful
 PRIOR EMPLOYMENT
 Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man.
 Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word
 and am currently holding up the world by My power.

 EDUCATION AND TRAINING I AM and I have all knowledge.
 CHARACTER REFERENCE
 Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John 14:6).
 A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other
 character traits follows:
 Wisdom                      James 1:5
 Comfort                     2 Corinthians 1:3
 Truth                       John 8:32
 Healer                      1 Peter 2:24
 Strength                    Phil. 4:13
 Forgiveness                 1John 1:9
 Provider                    Phil. 4:19
 Mercy                       Ephesians 2:24
 Good                        Matt. 19:17
 Peace                       Romans 14:17

 AVAILABILITY
 Willing and ready to take over your life.
 Able to put your life  together again.
 Will bring all of who I AM into your life.
 Can start now.
 Will transform your life if you let Me.

 SALARY REQUIREMENT
 Work in your life has already been paid for
 through the  blood of My Son, Jesus.
 Your only responsibility is to commit initially and 
 on a daily basis.

 To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in
 your life.
 Other references available upon request.

FORWARDED FROM:  "Ken Shannon Jr." 

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