There is a lot of work involved in staying in shape and looking beautiful for PlayBird Magazine

Turn on the music and let's get started	Here we go, and one and two and three . . . .
Are you sure this will help my chest?	Too heavy ? ? I may need a little help
Great workout! Need to wash off the sweat	Time to dry off and finish getting ready
Boy, this dental floss sure works great!	Ready to go. I LOOK GREAT!

And the winner is . . . .

1999 CENTERFOLD - PLAYBIRD MAGAZINE

Name: Miss Peaches Age: 49 months 2 days Height: 17 inches Weight: 24 ounces Measurements: 6", 8", 4" Colors: White, peach crest, white and yellow wings and tail, black beak, feet and eyes     .

Native of Indonesia and currently resides in the US Degrees: PHD in Vulture Behavior, Human Discipline Currently teaches Speech Therapy at Bald Eagle College Written many books on free flight President of local area scuba diving club. .

Awards: Jan 1996 - 1st Place - Tweety Bird look-a-like contest Jul 1997 - Entered into Guiness Book of Records - most doo-doo on same car (not an MB) in one day - 10 times Aug 1998 - National Spelling Bird Contest - spelled "o" correctly Jun 1999 - Ouch Award - large egg from a small bird .

Acceptance speech (Dec 8, 1999) at award ceremony in Lost Wages, Nevada: Let me first say, thank you Biggie Bird for letting me win this grand award. I would like to thank the PlayBird Organization and all its sponsors. I would like to see more turkeys enter the pagent but I guess during the holidays they have other commitments, being invited to the holiday dinner [a little bird humor]. I want to thank my adopted parents Norm and Pat who stood behind me all the way. To Ken, my favorite uncle who let me use his Corvette throughout the pagent, thank you, thank you. To my weight trainer and guru NORBERTO, thank you, you made my body what it is today. Due to MB commitments next year I may not be able to run again for this covenant award. Thank You Everyone! - - Miss Peaches

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