It's time to redesign the calendar. We begin with a redundant hopeful optimism in the first two months (i.e., they have the same names as you are used to), but as the year wears on, our old friends Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (FUD) kick in ... OK, without further ado, here is the
The Official FUD
Year 2000 Calendar
Months of the Year
January
| February
| Marchuary
| Apruary
|
Maybenot*
| Junebug
| Jukebox
| Agnostic
|
Septober
| Octember
| Nowonder
| Desober
|
*Maybe/Maybenot: in Leap Years the name changes.
Days of the Months, including spares:
31
| 9
| 15
| 30
| 13
| 6
| 27
|
12
| 19
| 26
| 11
| 5
| 14
| 24
|
23
| 8
| 1
| 17
| 10
| 29
| 21
|
13
| 25
| 16
| 18
| 15
| 22
| 3
|
26
| 31
| 4
| 7
| 20
| 7
| 2
|