E. Bear's Home Page
This page has had some odd experiences and sometimes the links will work.
Actually this is a "cobweb site" — not well maintained.
My Favorite Mac Software
-- (I know something about art but I don't know what I like)
Health -- (Health Care can be
hazardous to your health)
Philosophy -- (Why do we
do what we do?)
Politics -- (Who do you
think you are?)
Drug Education -- (Why do we
do things that stupid?)
Science and Computer Lab --
(Mad Science, Gizmology, Mackery)
Metal Shop -- (Low-Tech Stuff,
Home Economics -- (Cooking,
Gardening, Domestic Animals)
Recess -- (Fun and Games, and
"none of the above")
History -- (some Northern New
Mexico, some techno)
Social Studies -- (Reference
Study Hall & Library
-- (Reference materials)
Music -- (hath charmth to
thoothe the thavage beatht)
Religion -- (Your karma ran
over my dogma)
Sports -- (Atlanta
Braves? When did they leave Boston?)
English -- (The language with
the most mojo, and the most chaotic)
Detention -- (stay after
class and clean the erasers, or vice versa)
Extra-Curricular Activities --
(and maybe a kick in the virtual reality data pants).
( ! )
Artsyness: "Nerd Defending a Starr case"
by Pablum Picasso
See also The Museum of Taste
(the soap opera we're all caught up in)
Toenail fungus gotcha? I've defeated
it. Read toenails.html.
Harris Coulter tells us to beware of vaccines,
particularly DPT. Food for thought.
Check out the Center
for Empirical Medicine.
More food for thought: I have heard it alleged that
AIDS came from a bad batch of polio vaccine.
And in an unrelated episode of this soap opera,
some basic advice:
eat good stuff like rye, oats, olive oil, green things (including
Pesto is a good way to get
your veggies; we do lots of it at my house.
And of course eating your veggies is a good way to
maintain the health of your colon.
Click here to read more about that.
Click here to read about
Just what are you eating anyway? Read the label.
If it says monosodium glutamate,
consider not eating it.
MSG, as it's also called, is not food. Too much of it is poison.
For some people, any at all is poison.
The Four Food Groups of Hacking:
(What is the sound of one clam hopping?)
What is stability these days? Having a permanent
e-mail address? Food for thought.
Motto of the week: "VENI VIDI VELCRO"
"I came, I saw, I stuck around"
Drop me a line at email@example.com
with your ideas for this section.
Meanwhile, here's one: Mañana
(or Manana if your browser
makes different assumptions about character sets) --
it doesn't mean "tomorrow"; it means "not today".
Food for thought: a
list of ponderables
(What is the point of one clammy handshake?)
Stolen from Jim Hightower's "Hightower
(What is the sound of one gram popping?)
Position paper on the fiasco of drug
and more discussion on the subject on the main(line) drug page
And a review by Roger Ebert of a movie about the
drug business --
here's the header and first paragraph:
TRAFFIC / **** (R)
January 5, 2001
Robert Wakefield: Michael Douglas
Javier Rodriguez: Benicio Del Toro
Montel Gordon: Don Cheadle
Ray Castro: Luis Guzman
Caroline Wakefield: Erika Christensen
Arnie Metzger: Dennis Quaid
Helena Ayala: Catherine Zeta-Jones
USA Films presents a film directed by Steven
Soderbergh. Written by Stephen
Gaghan. Running time: 147 minutes. Rated R (for pervasive drug content,
language, scenes of violence and sexuality).
BY ROGER EBERT
Our laws against illegal drugs function as a price
support system for the criminal drug industry. They do not stop drugs.
Despite billions of dollars spent and a toll of death, addiction,
crime, corruption and lives wasted in prison, it is possible today for
anyone who wants drugs to get them. "For someone my age," says a high
school student in the new film "Traffic," "it's a lot easier to get
drugs than it is to get alcohol." ...
The whole review is at http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/2001/01/010501.html
Science and Computer Lab:
(Live better electrically)
Repairing Power Packs
for StyleWriters (original and Portable)
Confused about the names people use for their
Names that don't appear on them anywhere? Help is on the way: PowerBook Names
A few words about oil
A curious page about combination
A whole page about Color
I'm not sure where this one goes, but what the
heck, try it here:
Gizmology for the Road Worrier
Math as Art: the
A few words about attachments.
Label city: affixing and removing
Geek city: the vi
If you're having trouble connecting with your new
superfast modem, maybe you have a crappy phone line.
Might work at 9600 bps. Here is a minimal compendium of
modem init strings to force
modems to 9600.
If you can't get anything at all out of the modem, maybe this crib
sheet will help:
Modem Cable Pinouts
If that doesn't help, maybe it's dead.
Do you have lightning and surge protection on the power line AND the
Both Mad Science and Gizmology require parts.
Here's an old list of parts
(Maybe it should be in the History
listings since it's so old.)
I still have the all-time favorite, the List of All Known Coaxial Cables
-- all the RG cables anyway.
Apple done left it out of OS 9. Get it here.
New gizmo: check FedEx tracking info without having
to go to their site first and load their main page -- download this
little page and run it locally on your machine: FedEx Tracker
Netscape users on a Mac: option-click on the link to save it
directly to your hard disk, or hold down the button on the link to get
the popup menu and save it from there. Or you can actually load the
page and do a Save As... and select "Source" from the menu popup button
that probably starts out saying "Text".
sleeve shirts and bow ties only, please)
Various items from "Machinery's
Handbook", 1924 edition:
Heat Treatment of Steel
Bursting and Working
Pressures of Steel Pipe
Standard Wire Nails and Spikes
(It's not just for sissies any more)
I don't know if this goes here, but
anyway it's Mr. Nice Guy's Divorce
Cider Vinegar and other remedies
How to Cook Posole
Mulching with Rocks
Get Organized Already
Should I get a dog or have a child?
(No smoking on the playground!)
I know this is what you've all been
Stickers (or Glare Guard Stickers) for the Net
... but maybe not. Maybe it was Bricks
How about Trivia questions
Would you believe X, the Unknown?
Hangin' out wit' da boys.
(History is bunk! --Henry Ford)
Techno history: stories of some standards
processes: Standards Soap Operas.
(History is written by an infinite number of monkeys ... )
History is actually written by hacks and flacks at the various P.R.
houses. Who do you think invented the term "ethnic cleansing"? A New
York P.R. outfit working for the KLA., that's who.
Who was inside the barbed wire at the Trnpolje refugee camp? Not Fikrit
Alic. He was outside, and he had his shirt off like the rest of the
guys because it was very hot. And he looks like he does because he had
The ITN television crew was inside the barbed wire, doing yellow
journalism at its absolute worst. Somebody who had gone into the camp
spotted Fikrit, and shoved him up to the front. The ITN camera zoomed
in on him, and presto! the new poster boy; the carefully cropped
picture was bandied about all over the world. Almost everybody got
sucked in -- even the Inkatha Freedom Party in South Africa
Thomas Deichmann was trying not to get sucked in
when his wife noticed that the barbed wire was on the wrong side of the
posts. Deichmann published an article exposing the fraud, and ITN sued
for libel. They won, for two reasons:
- Deichmann's defense was totally wimpy
- British law on libel has a glaring and disgusting anomaly:
Truth is NOT an absolute defense as it is in the U.S.
The Peter Zenger case, which I learned about in school, quite young,
did not happen in the U.K., so case law there is blind to the principle.
That's actually kind of weird since it happened in 1735 in New York,
still at British colony at the time.
In general, you might want to scope out "A People's History of the
United States of America" by Howard Zinn. I have yet to read it myself
so I haven't put it on the Books page, but real soon now ...
Study Hall & Library:
(Please do not use chewing gum for bookmarks!)
Books you ought to be aware of.
Check it out. Good stuff.
Lists and literature
Listservs, magazines, etc.
Dictionary of Modern Office
(Please confine gum chewing to loud passages)
Zappa -- a cool guy.
Brian Eno and David Byrne
Random Elvis Links
Words to "The Asteroid Light"
(to the tune of "The Eddystone Light")
do not put chewing gum under the pews)
St. Jude -- another cool
Semi-non-offensive religious jokes
The Religion Page
(Please do not put chewing gum under the bleachers)
I've finally come up with something to
I started playing racquetball.
It has all you need in a great game:
Easy to grasp, difficult to master.
You can find out lots about it at the
US Racquetball Association
web site (www.usra.org).
(The language held together by chewing gum)
Ever wonder why English spelling is so
The credit goes to William Caxton, the first English printer.
He didn't have a feel for it, so he would ask other people --
different people every time, as you can tell from the result.
So you should feel free to make up your own spellings as you go along,
In the midst of such chaos, anarchy is consummate sanity.
Pardon my sloganeering.
There is something you can do. Join the Punctuation Liberation Front
And you might consider matters of Style worth pondering.
Here's some poetry for you to depreciate and some
(Chewing gum as a lifestyle)
My PGP public key is here in the cloak room,
and my Disclaimer is over there
in the pocket of my trench coat.
of Chairman W
Pet Tricks would be here if I knew any)
That address once again: firstname.lastname@example.org