1. Does Bob compose his own web pages?
A. No, his spelling is atrocious. It's easier to just type the whole thing for him than to try to edit his work.
2. Why are cats the way they are?
Why can't they be like dogs?
A. As Warren Thomas has pointed out, dogs were domesticated on our terms, and cats on theirs.
3. Do cats eat popcorn?
A. Matter of fact, Bob is eating some as this is being typed. He likes Orville's light butter flavor.