How is a Raven
like a Writing Desk?

I've gotten a bunch of responses to this question; here's some stuff:

"Poe wrote on both." (Unknown)
"The higher the Fewer, of course, have another cup of tea." (Stephen Kings)
"Because it can produce very few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar [sic] put with the wrong end in front." (Carroll himself)

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