Biker jokes Page
|A motorcycle cop on patrol watched
as a man in a red Porsche slowed down at a stop sign, without coming to
a complete stop, then sped off.
The motorcycle cop pulled the vehicle over and approached the man. "Sir, can I please see your license and registration."
The man replies, "Not until you tell me what the heck I did wrong, Officer."
The officer explain, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign a few blocks back."
"Let me guess," said the man, "all the donut shops are closed today!"
"Sir, I'm going to overlook that last comment. Now, if you would please show me your license and registration."
The man counters, "Not until you tell me the difference between slowing down and coming to a complete stop."
"Sir, step out of the car."
As the man reluctantly gets out of his car, the officer begins beating him over the head with his nightstick and exclaims, "Now, sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop!"
|An old timer was riding down a
desolate highway when his Harley broke down. Soon a fellow on a BMW pulled
up next to him. "Is there anything I can help with?" the Beemer
man asks. "Yeah, could I borrow a wrench?" the Harley rider
asks. "Of course. What type and size do you need?" Beemer man
asks, opening a sizeable tool kit. "Don't
matter a bit to me. I'm gonna use it fer a hammer anyway."
... from an early issue of Easyriders Magazine.
Monday, January 22, 2007 17:15