The name, as you can probably tell, is Irish.
The Irish language was invented to confuse Anglos.

I am also left-handed.
In Spanish, the word for left-handedness is “izquierda.”
The Latin term for left (or left-handedness), sinistra, is the root for our word “sinister.”  Woooo.

Being of Irish descent, I am a storyteller.  Being left-handed and of Irish descent, I’m not just a hell of a good storyteller, I’m also a world-class liar.  Comes in handy with the girls.
If I ever get to shoveling it so thick that you can no longer tell if I am lying or not—and, believe me, it happens a LOT—go find someone who has the Irish blood in them, and they can help set you straight.  Or at least on the right path.  Left path.

I’m also from a little farming town so close to the Mexican border you could reach out and touch it.  So, if you wonder what I sound like, a left-handed liar of Irish descent from a little farming town near the border, just get real drunk and read these words with a Mexican accent (and loud, like you've got a hearing problem), and you’ll probably come close.

Anyway, I have degrees in biology, chemistry, and history.  I was real close to a degree in math, too, but back in college, my damn girlfriend graduated and ran off and left me, so there I was, still in school after seven years, and I just thought, shit, I need to graduate and get out of here, already.

I teach adult post-secondary science.  Hot dog.  My dream is to one day teach history.  American, World, Science, the whole nine yards.

I teach science, but I also once studied to be a preacher.  The best way to learn to be a preacher is to read the Old Testament Minor Prophets out loud, at the top of your lungs in a Southern accent.  While waving your bible around.  Try it.  It feels very authentic.

I’m also one of those crusty old buggers who thinks that Marvel and DC super-heroes were created for an all-ages audience, if not kids specifically.  Take the overtly adult content out of those comics.  If you want to do super-hero comics with adult violence and adult sexual content, then make up your own characters, ya pervert.  That’s right, I’m looking at you, Kevin Smith.

But, hey, other than that, I’m a fun guy.