WAR STORIES FROM PARADISE
You have traveled back to 2006! Entries
are
posted by the year the writer arrived, so be sure
to check either side of the year you're looking for to
find your old buddies, shipmates, and
sweethearts! I'll update this page as I
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- only if you're
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2006
(January to May) NAME =
Jennifer S. MY QUEST =
Don't have one VT of a
SWALLOW = Beats me E-MAIL =
jennifer.durgeat@spangdahlem.af.mil NATIONALITY
= American SERVICE =
Air Force UNIT = 20
EBS RANK/RATE/JOB
= SSgt MY
INTEREST IN DG IS = Stroll Down Memory Lane SUBJECT OF
MY STORY: = I'd Like to Share Precious Memories of
Drinking/Fishing/Snorkeling/Sailing on Diego Garcia MY
WARSTORY = So there's this drink called Mojo... Our
fellow NCO ordered it a
special way from the Seaman's Club. I'm not a HUGE
drinker, but I turned out to
be that fateful night ~ 8 glasses in an hour and a
half. 2 hours later (if
that) I was begging to be left alone to sleep in the
bathroom beside the chow hall in
Camp Justice!
No
shit, there's something magical about Mojo. Another
evening had the gecko's
calling one another to come lick up drops of it from
the picnic table we were
sitting at. We were hoping to get them drunk too. It
might have worked! 2006 From:
Mike0270@aol.com
I'm
currently stationed in DG with Honeywell. I work on
one of the ships
anchored in the bay. Can't really say I like it there
since we came from the
Med and now we just sit in one spot. Got to admit that
the Seaman's Club is OK
and the Ship's Store has a lot of items that we need,
but cigarettes cost way
too much.
Mama
Vic at the Seaman's is still good for a few laughs,
and of course Arlene
in the gift shop makes it worth while to stop in and
look at some Filipino
beauty.
I
enjoyed checking out your web site. Keep it up. Would have
been 2006 NAME =
Robert Harris MY QUEST =
To find out why my assignment to this Paradise was
cancelled!!! VT of a
SWALLOW = A swallow reaches terminal velocity after
falling for 437.98 feet at
the rate of 176 feet per second. E-MAIL =
bobbabouy69@hotmail.com NATIONALITY
= US of Alabama SERVICE =
US Air Force UNIT = 1st
Detachment, 13 WG RANK/RATE/JOB
= MSgt Active Duty MY
INTEREST IN DG IS = Professional Adventurer Looking
For The Ultimate Get Away
SUBJECT OF MY STORY: = This is a No-Shit Drinking
Story MY WARSTORY = January
28, 2006 as I casually peruse the internet here at
work and as I am actually
speaking to a buddy on the phone, orderly room boy
comes to see me with my RIP
to Paradise... I have been selected for a Permanent
Change of Station to Diego
Garcia!! yippeeee... My initial briefing
on 14 March burdens me
with all kinds of stuff I have to get done prior to 28
March, ie, medical,
dental, immunization clearance, pick my follow-on, a
couple of other out
processing actions way out of my way to take care
of.. Prepare the kids
for dad to be gone for a year!! So, since I am
taking leave and will not
be here on the 28th, I get everything done early and
go to turn all my
paperwork in on 23 March... What do I find out
when I get there??
My PHUCKING ASSIGNMENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED!! And
they have the audacity to
tell me that the reason was CANX BY INDIVIDUAL
REQUEST... Bull Stein!!! I
have been preparing myself and my family for over 6
weeks for me to be gone,
only to find out my ticket to Paradise has been
cancelled... Who is the
person responsible for thie? That is all I want
to know!!! So, my
family and I head out of town for a wedding in Redondo
Beach, CA for the
weekend and since I had just been devestated with the
news of my cancelled
assignment I commence to getting shitty drunk for the
first time in a
while!! If only I hadn't put the first
batch of vodka on top of all
that beer and put all that beer on the 2nd batch of
vodka, I may not have puked
at the Big O Tires parking lot that night!! Oh
well.. Maybe next
year my ticket to fly will actually arrive!! |
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